REVIEW :
Alright, let's go right to the point before we start ...
Craig is special to me...he's a guy that was apparently nice to me for a year, always polite and all the stuff, even friendly i'd say...and one day i found out he was doing all sort of bad things behind by back, especially spreading hate propaganda against me, and even at the end, losing control of himself, he came to my own forums to insult me and all...well that's the story.I promise you guys it won't be used into that review..i will say the truth, with my hand on the Scifi Bible..
So here we are at CG-DOMAIN.
What happens when i arrive on this page...well i see a dull blue page, with a BIG empty black area...wait not empty, there are dates and some news...i didn't see them at first.Ah, it's because they are badly aligned, and there's a big black gap all around.That site should be christened "the black hole", really :)
So i read "Web and Graphic Design Services" ...mmmm yup, graphics why not, i haven't seen the rest yet, but web design...eeerrrrr yuck yuck yuck, like they say ....Also, by reading "Web and Graphic Design Services", i understand that we're talking about a web company that will take be in charge of designing your site if you're willing to pay...I must say that i don't really want to give a penny to these guys for them to make my site, because the homepage is already quite frightening !!
Alright , Alright, let's move from the homepage, i could write 10 pages about it but we need to give some hope to this guy with the good stuff that could be hiding behind that ugly door.
So let's click on "About Us"
*click*
oooh, 404 ....mmmm, ....mmmm...mmmm...MMMMM....MMMMMMMMM this is bad bad bad....
Let's click on something else, like "services", for example...
*click*
oooh, 404 ....mmmm, ....mmmm...mmmm...MMMMM....MMMMMMMMM this is very very very bad bad bad....( i did some cute/paste here )
Let's click on "Showcase"
*click*
oooh, IN CONSTRUCTION...a showcase in construction, this means the guy has got a "professionnal" site that is "up", but the things that should make the client drown into his own drool isn't ready yet...what a good idea...really really really smart...it's like "Hey guys, i kick ass at designing sites, but i am still learning how to switch on a computer" ..mmm
Well well well well...should i dare clicking on something else or do we leave it here for this poor guy's sake ?
*thinks*
*thinks*
*thinks*
*thinks*
ok, let's click again !
let's click on "progress"
*click*
Ah, there's something here...
Babylon 6...hell, i didn't know there was a babylon 6 in the Babylon 5 show..must have missed something...oh but maybe that guy is an original ( well almost ) and wanted to "extrapolate" what Babylon 6 could have been after they got rid of babylon 5...that must be it..
This is fun, you can't save the images, when you click on the popup, the window shuts down..ah well, nice trick, i bet it doesn't work with netscape, besides, bu reading the code source and opening the url in a normal browser, you can grab all you want..
You know it would have been great to have a few descriptions of what it is, man i can't make out the size of the space station...why was it created, when, what for, who did it, ...and so on...oh well let's scroll a bit
Mech Warrior..not bad, no details and plenty of mesh errors, but since we're in the "progress" section, it's probably normal so let's not pay attention..
*scrolling down*
USS KAMEN...sounds like a StarTrek ship with such a name...mmm Babylon 5, StarTrek, Mech Warrior..mmmm very original...i suppose the web services will be of the same caliber, "we copy the sites of others (or at lest we try to get heavily inspired by them ) and we slap your name on it )...could work :)
*scrolling down*
Office/Room..a bit empty..
So, do we stop the disaster here or do we go on...as Marilyn Manson would say :
You motherfuckers want one more song ??
Ah, i can hear the crowd saying " YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES !!!!!"
Ok, let's go on !
mmm ok, after that disaster of a webpage, i really don't feel like going on guys, really, i mean, i am not a bad guy, i usually am quite nice and i don't like turning people into shit, really...so let's stop right here ok ?
I'll write the conclusion and that's it...thanx.
My Conclusion
Well, the main problem with that site is that you don't know who made it...I mean, I know who made it but anybody accidentally coming to this site won't, and well...that's really not good...for a web company
The rest ? well, i'll leave you to your own opinion !!
If you guys want me to review your site ( if it is a startrek site , don't bother asking ), well just post the URL at the forums and i'll see what i can do !
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